So I was online yesterday and this one “girl” uhhhhh I swear she keeps adding all these people and keeps updating her status. She is literally everywhere on my home page.

Stupid Bitch Stupid! Stupid! I’ve come to a conclusion. facebook is a network where society tries too hard to fit in. You want everyone liking your status. You feel confident showing off the decent amount of complete strangers you’ve probably never crossed a word with. Trust me I bet she doesn’t know half the people on her friends list. You want full attention toward [you] and [your] personal thoughts. Which we all by the way know aren’t yours. Those are lyrics of songs you probably don’t even like, but heyyy everyone else seems to like them sooo what the hell… might as well follow another crowd. Don’t even get me started on

“the wall"….oh your wall, your wall simply has to be the perfect place of new comments. You have to have a bunch of people saying I miss you or I love you.. like really they barely met you?
Notifications…by a million.

Where am I really going with this ??

Who the fuck knows
Just stop fucking filling my homepage with unnecessary updates of your cat scratching your arm
really bitch go put a band-aid on and learn how to fucking spell.
Why should I care anyways…no no no I remember now your filling my homepage for fuck sakes